MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.
sooo you both get burned in the end
you did NOT
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY MOTHER IN THAT TONE OF PUN
instead of spending 17000 dollars on dashcon let’s spend 17000 dollars on a remake of The Producers about the events of DashCon
"You know, it’s absolutely amazing! Under the right circumstances, a conrunner could make more money with a flop then he could with a hit!"
"Yes, you keep saying that, but you don’t say how.”
"Well, it’s simply a matter of creative accounting."
"So in order for our scheme to work, we’d have to create a surefire flop!"
"Step 1! We find the worst userbase ever assembled."
"Step 2! We hire the worst staffers in town!"
"Step 3! I raise $17,000!"
"Yes! $8500 for me, $8500 for you. There’s a lotta gullible 12-year-olds out there!"
"Step 4! We hire the worst panelists in town and open in Illinois, and before you can say ‘Step 5…’"
"We close in Illinois, take our $17,000, and go to Rio!”
“♪~We can do it~♪”
things to start doing:
- drink more water
- carry a camera everywhere i go
- read more books than i already do
- go for walks
- do yoga more often
- go to bed earlier
- enjoy the little things
- go outside more
- stop comparing myself to others
- stick to my goals n stop putting things off
- write down my feelings
- smile more, especially at random people