At least, not on porpoise.
You just made anemone out of me for that pun.
You want to battle in puns? I’ve been dying to trout all my fish puns just for the halibut.
I would love to do a pun off, but something smells fishy about the whole thing. It could be that deep down I know I’ll just flounder in the end.
Don’t play koi with me. You can’t just hook me in and then take a dive. That’d be a carp-y thing to do.
Hey, listen, reel good puns come in waves. Despite that, I’m not about to clam up. I think our followers will start up a betting pool. Hopefully some of these puns will tide them over.
I think your puns have run dry. I thought this was dolphin-itely be another pun-off, now I don’t sea it.
Don’t think you’ve schooled me yet. Just because I need to get some rest doesn’t mean I’m all washed up. (To be honest, I’m having a whale of a time.) Please don’t feel crabby. Instead, be proud that we both have some great mental mussels. We’ll do this again, since ocean puns are ALWAYS current events.