Marine Biologists never make mistakes.

camerapits:

wonderfullybadjokes:

camerapits:

wonderfullybadjokes:

camerapits:

wonderfullybadjokes:

camerapits:

wonderfullybadjokes:

At least, not on porpoise. 

You just made anemone out of me for that pun.

You want to battle in puns? I’ve been dying to trout all my fish puns just for the halibut.

I would love to do a pun off, but something smells fishy about the whole thing. It could be that deep down I know I’ll just flounder in the end.

Don’t play koi with me. You can’t just hook me in and then take a dive. That’d be a carp-y thing to do.

Hey, listen, reel good puns come in waves. Despite that, I’m not about to clam up. I think our followers will start up a betting pool. Hopefully some of these puns will tide them over.

I think your puns have run dry. I thought this was dolphin-itely be another pun-off, now I don’t sea it.  

Don’t think you’ve schooled me yet. Just because I need to get some rest doesn’t mean I’m all washed up. (To be honest, I’m having a whale of a time.) Please don’t feel crabby. Instead, be proud that we both have some great mental mussels. We’ll do this again, since ocean puns are ALWAYS current events.

(via protodan)

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disluminate:

tokinntumbln:

the-maddabber:

lacigreen:

WHY ISN’T THIS THE LAW ALREADY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND ALSO THE WORLD

This shouldn’t even have to happen. It shouldn’t have ever gotten to this point

so proud of Cali right now

why does this even need to be a lawlike wow what a concept

disluminate:

tokinntumbln:

the-maddabber:

lacigreen:

WHY ISN’T THIS THE LAW ALREADY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND ALSO THE WORLD

This shouldn’t even have to happen. It shouldn’t have ever gotten to this point

so proud of Cali right now

why does this even need to be a law
like wow what a concept

(via single-serving-friend)

sherlockedhobbitofasgard:

So apparently you can make this little thing called salt glitter. 

Basically, you like put food coloring on salt and cook it and then when it’s ready, it becomes salt glitter. 

Do you even realize how many spn creatures are affected by salt? You could go around throwing this shit at demons all like 

image

(via sometimes-i-debauch)

mytardishaswings:

hungryhungryhiddles:

tastefullyoffensive:

Be careful with your kindness. [x]

I WOULD DIE

I would rule. 

(via sometimes-i-debauch)

daily-dose-of-dana:

jesus christ himself literally created this show

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thatjoshdun:

 ARE YOU READY TO PANIC AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING DISCO

thatjoshdun:

ARE YOU READY TO PANIC AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING DISCO

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Who We Are book +

Who We Are book +

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acehotel:

David Foster Wallace’s copy of Finnegans Wake, by James Joyce. 

acehotel:

David Foster Wallace’s copy of Finnegans Wake, by James Joyce. 

(via introspectivepoet)

sluttygrandma:

do you ever daydream of dressing boys in better clothes

(via alltimeokay)

(Source: awkwardpunkcat, via rejoyces)

eus:

i’m tired
its transparent

eus:

i’m tired

its transparent

(via 420kid69)

5/19

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