Update:

The date went okay. He was 30 minutes late and wore a fucking t shirt and jeans. He was nice, but we were both hella awkward. He also wants to go on another date, but I don’t really know how I feel about it. I kind of want to know what else is out there, y’know? 

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

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imaginescalemates:

adding unnecessary comments to posts more like

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thatdudeemu:

darvinasafo:

Rest In Power

Boyce “Scoop” Coleman

RIP

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e-brat:

coolben94:

Dear past self,

When u cut off ur hair mom wont be that mad and you dont have to run away.

From,
Ben (that’s you)

i literally just burst out into tears thanks ben 

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lukehemmingssmut:

this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him

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rustedknees:

"Narrator: The pie-maker helped his friends in need. Not by pretending he was something he was not but by embracing the very thing he always was. It gave him a feeling of joy he would later liken to leaping tall buildings in a single bound.”
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rustedknees:

"Narrator: The pie-maker helped his friends in need. Not by pretending he was something he was not but by embracing the very thing he always was. It gave him a feeling of joy he would later liken to leaping tall buildings in a single bound.”

for CC (m-o-r-p-h-i-n-3), who requested angel!Ned

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fedorea:

why are men so afraid of women having leg hair???????? women have to put up with ur chest hair and back hair and gross pubic hair and scratchy facial hair all the time and u dont shave that bc ‘it takes too much time’ like…????? ok thanks for ur hypocrisy u dried up sink sponge

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  • me at age 12: ew older men
  • now: wow he's only 30?