fluent-in-lesbianism:

bellezza98ceilo:

space-sailor:

pinkkryptonite:

fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.

daaaang lol

sooo you both get burned in the end

you did NOT
you just

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY MOTHER IN THAT TONE OF PUN

(via kirbixkosplay)

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Johnny Depp in Cry-Baby (1990).

Johnny Depp in Cry-Baby (1990).

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unsatisfiedjudge:

what a wonderful feeling!

unsatisfiedjudge:

what a wonderful feeling!

(via prettierboy)

rhymewithrachel:

for the lovely timelordangel, who asked for cecil and carlos :))) 

rhymewithrachel:

for the lovely timelordangel, who asked for cecil and carlos :))) 

(via angelshawke)

condom:

crystal math

(via moriarty)

insanitysrequiem:

cautionlazer:

instead of spending 17000 dollars on dashcon let’s spend 17000 dollars on a remake of The Producers about the events of DashCon

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"You know, it’s absolutely amazing! Under the right circumstances, a conrunner could make more money with a flop then he could with a hit!"

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"Yes, you keep saying that, but you don’t say how.

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"Well, it’s simply a matter of creative accounting."

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"So in order for our scheme to work, we’d have to create a surefire flop!"

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"Step 1! We find the worst userbase ever assembled."

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"Step 2! We hire the worst staffers in town!"

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"Step 3! I raise $17,000!"

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"$17,000?!"

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"Yes! $8500 for me, $8500 for you. There’s a lotta gullible 12-year-olds out there!"

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"Step 4! We hire the worst panelists in town and open in Illinois, and before you can say ‘Step 5…’"

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"We close in Illinois, take our $17,000, and go to Rio!”

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~We can do it~

(via continello)

I think [Danny] figured it out a long, long, long time ago. And was like “I’M NOT TOUCHING THAT - Keahu Kahuanui [x]

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teenbitch:

how u gon carry a baby for 9 months and name it gary

(via marathong)

thauwn:

things to start doing:

  1. drink more water
  2. carry a camera everywhere i go
  3. read more books than i already do
  4. go for walks
  5. do yoga more often
  6. go to bed earlier
  7. enjoy the little things
  8. go outside more
  9. stop comparing myself to others
  10. stick to my goals n stop putting things off
  11. write down my feelings
  12. smile more, especially at random people

(via hate)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via pizza)

chelseawelseyknight:

as-seenon-tv:

nebuloser:

Grand Theft Auto. 

this is literally the funniest thing i’ve ever seen Kristen Wigg do

Kristen Wigg is a legit goddess

(Source: chasind, via gaytable)